It’s a special weekend here in the America, so in honor of this, I present to you a place close to my heart: the Jersey Shore.Someday I will make it to “Guido Beach.”
how did i grow up in jersey?
It’s a special weekend here in the America, so in honor of this, I present to you a place close to my heart: the Jersey Shore.Someday I will make it to “Guido Beach.”
how did i grow up in jersey?
BREAKING: New Video Footage of Moon Landing! (Parody) (via worldpoliceus)
Maybe I’m just in a ridiculous mood, but I’ve watched this twice and can’t stop LOLing.
A stupid site for stupid people with no friends, who think everyone else gives a shit what they’re doing at any given time.
Also lacks the functionality of other social networking sites, not that it matters because just like Twitter all those sites suck anyway.Twitter is for twats.
This is slightly vomit inducing…
Boston uses sterilized human waste to fertilize the Boston Common.
Someone forgot to turn off their cell phone during the President’s latest press conference.
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can we make him president for life?
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Prepare to feel old: Giving up my iPod for a Walkman, in which a 13-year-old tries out some archaic technology.
kids are idiots:
It took me three days to figure out that there was another side to the tape. That was not the only naive mistake that I made; I mistook the metal/normal switch on the Walkman for a genre-specific equaliser, but later I discovered that it was in fact used to switch between two different types of cassette.
I liked this one:
Me: I don’t think I’m gonna do too well on my exams.
Mom (jokingly): You will do good on exams. Because if you don’t do good on exams, I will fuck you! Do you want to get fucked?!
