June 2011
5 posts
http://www.msichicago.org/matm/ →
live in a museum for a month
ERNIE&BERT: I want a girl with a mind like a... →
ernieandbert:
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond. I want a girl who knows what’s best. I want a girl with shoes that cut and eyes that burn like cigarettes. I want a girl with the right allocations who is fast and thorough and sharp as a tack. She’s playing with her jewelry, she’s putting up her hair,…
September 2010
1 post
July 2010
6 posts
1 tag
What's one thing you like about yourself?
hmmmm…..being able to realize my faults and mistakes (albeit a bit too late most times)
Ask me anything
May 2010
1 post
April 2010
3 posts
Children's Drawings Painted →
March 2010
1 post
February 2010
7 posts
overdraft "protection" my asshole (chase bank)
how the fuck can banks call it overdraft “protection” when you overdraft your account and they charge you mother-effing $33 per transaction for going over? i’m much more fucking protected if they declined my card when i try to buy something so i don’t rack up hundreds of dollars worth of overdraft charges. or how about PROTECTING me by fucking texting me, calling me, or...
January 2010
1 post
December 2009
3 posts
November 2009
7 posts
Though I typically dislike Apple products and...
October 2009
13 posts
My Bank Account
Amount of money in my bank as of 10/31/09:
$9.82
crazy pervert in the l.a. area
friend of mine was assaulted by some guy wearing an orange road worker vest after pulling her over claiming her car was on fire…this happened in broad daylight…he was driving an old white ford that kinda looked like those meter maid cars…if someone tries to pull you over be careful…if you have to pull over do it in a public parking lot with people around, like a gas...
"Homeless"
Since I started this “blog” I’ve usually just re-blogged other people’s postings or posted some other random nonsense, but since I’ve become “homeless” I figured I’d might as well post my adventures on here.
I technically became homeless on September 1, 2009. That was when I got rid of my apartment and started crashing at various people’s...
Carell's Daughter Profits From Paparazzi
erinieandbert:
Steve Carell’s 8-year-old daughter is learning how to profit from her dad’s celebrity status by selling lemonade to paparazzi lurking around their Los Angeles home.
The actor admits he had low expectations for little Annie’s business venture, and he was shocked when his daughter came back with a pocket full of cash after helping paparazzi trailing neighborhood celebrities cool...
“You have to stop smoking and drinking in case I need your kidney. -mom”
– MyFamAndFriends (what my mom said to me when I visited her in the Hospital Saturday night)
September 2009
8 posts
