February 2009
118 posts
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Watchsyntheticpubes:
“Everything is amazing right now and nobody is happy.” Louis CK on Conan O’Brien. I’m reminded of Andy Rementer.
so true
annoying thing about sitting in a cubicle...
scarydan:
thatgirlcaneat:
edatrix:
i don’t mind general office noises - they make a nice background - but i HATE the fact that from 4 cubes away i can hear my ON’s annoying voice and hear her high-pitched laughter. ugh.
annoying thing about sitting in a cubicle #1090707098761: hearing my coworkers CHEW. (or slurp or smack.) makes me wish snack and lunch times, away from the desk, were...
LOST stuff
cb810:
zoelulu:
Is Ellie Daniel Faraday’s mother?
Absolutely. Everything is connected in LOST. ANd when Daniel said he thought he recognized her… that was when I knew.
ooooooooo….what if he bangs her and becomes his own father? he’ll be like Fry from Futurama.
Some Anti-Gays →
I’m shocked about Urban Outfitter…I thought they were supposed to be the hip, trendy, young, in your face kind of store.
Watchdelylestyle:
yeah yeah late to the party blah blah THIS IS HILARIOUS.
Whatever happened to Rachel Dratch? Tina, bring her back to 30Rock….please.
“I’m looking forward to working with Andy on a daily basis again, particularly...”
– Conan O’Brien, on the excellent news that Andy Richter will be the announcer on “The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien” when it debuts June 1. (via crumbler)
i can’t wait for them to do skits together again
Watch…nah, not at all.
WatchHmmmm…..farewell Masterbating Bear
You Should Have Seen This! →
crumbler:
A time capsule of all the big viral Internet memes that have afflicted us to date. All Your Base Are Belong To Us, Leave Britney Alone, Don’t Tase Me Bro — they’re all here, linked for your viewing pleasure. Critique: Where the hell is Aretha Franklin’s Hat?
mdfsmash:
Answer this! The melinnium falcon made the castle in how many parceps 7183163171
The Falcon is often connected to the Kessel Run, a pathway from Kessel past the Maw Black Hole Cluster used by smugglers to transport precious Glitterstim spice.[8] Solo in A New Hope brags that the Falcon made the Kessel Run in “less than twelve parsecs
getthefuckoutrightnow:
defixiones:
Life on Mars...
Watchamandalynferri:
Will and I are boarding a train at 5:30 a.m. to see this dude try and beat the world record for most t-shirts worn at once. Putting on more than one shirt seemed like the pussy way to get in to Guinness, but after seeing this happen it is sorta terrifying. Watch this video and pay attention to the dude’s skin color. YIKES!
he should be made to put them on himself
Watchcb810:
Goddamn I love Conan. I hope to Satan that he will continue his awesomeness at 11:30
i concur
just testing out their phone in posting system.
“Diamondbacking: Consenting to anal sex in the hopes that doing so will inspire a...”
– Dan Savage’s invented definitions for terms “near and dear to the hearts of University of Maryland students” are brilliant. Brilliant and probably NSFW. (via crumbler)
lizlet:
Ok, I now know of at least five people in the last 2 months who have done the “Free on Your Birthday” Disneyland deal. BEST PROMOTION EVER.
I dunno…I don’t think it can beat the Baskin Robbins free tiny ice cream on your birthday deal.
WatchAlec Baldwin…a great actor, not because he’s a great dramatic actor, nor because he’s a great comedic actor, but because he’s both
Watchodinindustries:
Awesome.
is it wrong to like to see the women get punched in the face? it’s not that i’m misogynistic…i just get a kick out of seeing stuff i normally don’t see everyday….like when a 4 year old curses up a storm and the like
TheFuckingWeather.Com →
scarydan:
mollyknight:
(via Neil)
This is Fucking Awesome. Although 27C is not Fucking Hot for Sydney. It’s Fucking Normal.
Edit: Okay, it might not be Fucking Normal. It’s Just A Fucking Little On The Warm Side I Wonder If Maybe I Should Go For A Fucking Swim.
Tips for a Gunfight
crumbler:
6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a semi or full-automatic long gun and a friend with a long gun. 10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty. 11. Stretch the rules. Always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose. 21. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone...
Do We Need a New Internet? →
tasteslikecolor:
…”there is a growing belief among engineers and security experts that Internet security and privacy have become so maddeningly elusive that the only way to fix the problem is to start over… ‘Unless we’re willing to rethink today’s Internet,’ says Nick McKeown, a Stanford engineer involved in building a new Internet, ‘we’re just waiting for a series of public catastrophes.’”
