June 2009
148 posts
“Before you watch the film, you are presented with a short film called Partly...”
– From some shitty review for Up.
Are you kidding me? I never knew that was a “theological” idea though.
(via erikjohnson)
yes, let’s get rid of all fantastical foolishness….santa claus, easter bunny, fairy tales, etc….let’s get rid of everything that doesn’t have...
May 2009
116 posts
I Survived Leno
Tonight, I’m realizing why I never watch Leno. The ony reason I am is to watch how funnier Conan is than him.
WHAT DID WE DO BEFORE THE INTERNET
lizlet:
Some @dropdeadsuit wisdom for your Friday: “What did we do before the Internet? Oh, that’s right. We concentrated on things.”
Then: feel like a celebrity for being on the local news
Now: feel like a celerbity for getting reblogged on tumblr
1356.) I'll always love you, even if we're schools...
(via dirtylittlestylewhore)
“Cause even if it breaks your heart to be just friends, if you really care about...”
– Scrubs (via quotewhore) (via jessicachu) (via witchindarkroom) (via lyndm) (via belowutopia) (via lovebot)
“Digital photography is okay for things if you want to make it stock, if you want...”
– -Morgan Tepsic, on digital photography featured on Current TV’s “Lomography, Shoot From the Hip” (via morgantepsic) This is when I was on national TV…sounding completely smart and stuff. (via inkorea)
—luddite….someone cut him
Texts from last night.
venturajai:
(214): Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
“Men aren’t stupid, and you don’t need a complicated set of rules to find a good...”
– -Unknown (via creampuff) (via skysignal) (via lovebot)
does that include stalking and kidnapping?
Tumblr saviour (greasemonkey) →
jonmak:
kapi:
Tired of posts about twilight filling up your dashboard? Hate hearing about Julia Allison’s latest blunders? If you just want to hide posts about certain topics, Tumblr Savior is here to save you. Just add your most despised terms to the array and Tumblr Savior will valiantly protect your delicate sensibilities. And if you wonder what got hidden, there’s a handy link to show...
“People who frequently check their e-mail have tested as less intelligent than...”
– From NY Mag’s article on Distraction. Uh oh. (via sarahschneider)
“I never liked Holden Caufield…The Catcher in the Rye. I feel like they coulda...”
– Colson Whitehead while discussing his own book Sag Harbor
My sentiments exactly.
(via the405) (via jonmak)
Yeah but that’s like saying, “oh, the black plague wouldn’t have been such a big deal if they had given them some penicillin and anti-bacterial gel….”
My New Favorite Website (at least for a few hours) →
Bumper Cars Sex Positiong?!?!?!
Unemployment means
crumbler:
I cannot remember the last time I wore a shirt with buttons.
you don’t realize your work clothes no longer fit, ‘cause you’ve been wearing gym shorts and t-shirts for so long and you’ve gotten fat from sitting behind the computer all day looking at tumblr updates and not leaving the apartment except to get the mail
Ricky Gervais.... →
….makes me want to be a short, stocky, crooked toothed Brit.
Listen to his podcasts: http://rickygervais.com/
delylestyle:
Eff you, California.
Prop. 8 upheld by California Supreme Court
“Before last fall, California was one of only two states — the other was Massachusetts — to permit same-sex marriage. Iowa, Connecticut, Vermont and Maine have since legalized it, and lawmakers in New York, New Jersey and New Hampshire are considering bills of their own.”
Come on Cali…CT...
I don't know if I can trust women anymore.
ready-set-5:
So I like watching eye make up tutorials because it’s fun to see how people put on make up even though the stuff they teach doesn’t really work on me cuz I got my Asian eyes. But that’s not my point. My point is that…these women look so hot with make up on. It’s seriously amazing. They start out with nothing on and I can see what they actually look like. Then at the end of the video...
Aced It! →
scarydan:
Girl, after US history exam: How did you do on the essays? Serious boy: Well, I drew hand turkeys on three pages of the answer booklet, and on the fourth I drew a picture of Samuel Glompers riding a tortoise while holding a marble cake. High School Gymnasium West Palm Beach, Florida
(from OverheardEverywhere.com)
IF I WAS HIS TEACHER, HE’D BE GETTING A HIGH DISTINCTION
that’s...
Free Rice →
erinieandbert:
For each answer you get right, they donate 10 grains of rice through the UN World Food Program to help end hunger.
this is fun and stuff, but i feel so guilty when i stop playing.
isn’t 10 grains of rice, literally, 10 little pieces? that’s not enough for a bird to eat at a wedding and make his stomach explode….i’m gonna be up all night playing
i want to live in this music video →
(via abuelinthegoldenage)
i have a thing for female folk/anti-folk singers….and long continuous shots in music videos
fmylife:
Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
no dummy….he didn’t fail to tell you shit….you failed to use common sense….
anybody else get pissed off at all these trivial FML postings? instead...
delylestyle:
In Hudson news @ Penn station, lady frking out bc they don’t have any “American idol magazines.” what an erudite bitch.
i thought erudite meant smart
amandalynferri:
I just finished watching Glee which has the makings of becoming my favorite T.V. show aka a mix of High School Musical and Election.
that bitchy girl in ‘glee’ is a total rip off of reese witherspoon’s character from ‘election’, but i’ll still enjoy hating her regardless. “nowadays, being anonymous is worse than being poor”
