July 2009
245 posts
Obama vs. Duck Ringtone →
lizlet:
Someone forgot to turn off their cell phone during the President’s latest press conference.
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can we make him president for life?
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June 2009
148 posts
Atheism Camp for Kids →
http://mymomisafob.com →
lauraallover:
+ http://mydadisafob.com
I liked this one:
Me: I don’t think I’m gonna do too well on my exams. Mom (jokingly): You will do good on exams. Because if you don’t do good on exams, I will fuck you! Do you want to get fucked?!
4522.) I still think about you all the time, I...
astoryforsupper:
(via blogsecret)
Michael Jackson Tribute on Simpsons Now?
Everybody, if they can, do the Bartman.
“Of course, you can’t really say anything too mean about people changing the...”
– Go To Bed, Twitter, It Is Your Bedtime - WebJunk - Videogum
This article captures pretty much everything I’ve felt about the Internet for the last two weeks.
via bradofarrell /ronenreblogs / schlomo
(via lizlet)
Is it lonely up there on your pedestal, Gabe?
Jacko Jokes
chispa:dailycow:
Michael Jackson arrived at the Pearly Gates, only to hear St. Peter say “Beat it.”
His dying wish was to donate his organ to a sick child.
Michaels family have donated his body to lego. They are going to recycle him into blocks so kids can still play with him.
I heard they brought him to the hospital in a NAMBLAlance.
Apparently he didn’t die of a heart attack. He was found...
What do Mcdonalds and Michael Jackson have in...
venturajai:charmyourwayout:safepockets:
They both like to put their meat in three year-old buns.
>:D
Watchcalais-:wordsbycodi:
the real housewives of silverlake
Is it crazy that I want to smack the bitch texting...
stayforthecredits:
Yeah, didn’t think so. We should start collecting cell phones at theaters. There should be a mandatory coat check, but for cell phones. Sorry, I’m a theater nazi.
End of rant.
I’m not a theatre nazi…more of a theatre facist….that’s why I go to the ArcLight….assigned seating….showings for 21+….every seat is a decent view
"are you saying 'Boo'? or 'Boo-urns'?"
scarydan:
malty:
I was saying ‘boo-urns’
Nothing is lamer then quoting Simpsons and no one around you gets it. Boo-urns.
Oh my god welcome to my world. I actually have a t-shirt that has “BOO-URNS” written on it and the number of times I’ve had to explain it to people has made me hate wearing it.
“so we’re not going to Black Angus?”
DoD Training Manual: Protests are "Low-Level... →
vertigo25:
The Department of Defense is training all of its personnel in its current Antiterrorism and Force Protection Annual Refresher Training Course that political protest is “low-level terrorism.
I’m a Low-Level Terrorist
for the Italian
fmylife:
Today, I found out that the Italian word for excited is “emozionato”, not “eccitato.” “Eccitato” means sexually aroused. I spoke to my future host parents and professors about my excitement for my upcoming course before finding this out. FML
“Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with...”
– amandapalmer
Tattoo Girl "officially" a Liar →
Protestor Killed on Video →
This is totally fucked up and I highly recommend that you don’t watch the video. It’s fucked. But if you ever wanted to know why we should always question authority and our government, then this is why.
WOOT Off! →
Watchemoney:aowins:
for the Buffy / Twilight fanatics
“One of the biggest lunatics in American history is actually precisely who we’d...”
– The Top 10 Secret Celebrity Scientologists
One of my hobbies is reading about Scientology. Because, seriously.
(via lizlet)
Scientology is creepy, but we should all remember it’s just as creepy as any/all organized regligion (i.e. christianity)
“My law partner came back from a trip to New York astonished at the Blackberry....”
– Brendon Carr @ The Marmot’s Hole
ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY. The world moves too fast for Korea now. Before, they could just copy something and start rolling it off the assembly-line floor. You just can’t do that kind of shit fast enough anymore. The world adopts standards quickly, and not allowing...
Watchchantellepaige:
fuck you very much
WatchTriumph the Insult Comic Dog
Yay, the best part of Conan is back!
