pure awesomeness
pure awesomeness
the standard american movie formula
feeling guilty for breaking your lent resolution before the first day is over?
absolve yourself by donating here:
happy chinese (japanese, dirty knees, look at these) new year
valentine’s day tips for the ladies
my plans for tonight
Women’s Hockey - Canadian Team 18-0 Win over Slovakia
Come on Canadian team….really?
Isn’t the Olympics about sportsmanship and the like? You say that Men’s hockey was just the same back in its early days, but were those teams right in hiking up the scores back then? No. Don’t use that as excuse. Oh, by the way, I hear we used to lynch blacks back then, too. How about now?
Instead of trying to set contemptible record stats for your own personal gain, try this:
-play without a goalie
-put in the last string
-have players switch sticks so they’re playing only with their off hand
-have players switch positions
-make a minimum pass rule
-only allow shots from the top of the blue line
-work on new plays
-etc….etc….etc….
how the fuck can banks call it overdraft “protection” when you overdraft your account and they charge you mother-effing $33 per transaction for going over?
i’m much more fucking protected if they declined my card when i try to buy something so i don’t rack up hundreds of dollars worth of overdraft charges.
or how about PROTECTING me by fucking texting me, calling me, or e-mailing me when I have no money in my account or when i make that FIRST overdraft purchase.
i know you can text me, Chase fuck-face Bank, cause you make me enter my cell number so you can text me when i try to log on online every time i use a different computer.
and don’t try to bullshit me when i call you to opt-out of the fucking overdraft protection service when i never opt-ed in in the fucking first place you fuckers.
suck my balls.
New Year’s Day 2010
Merry Christmas, bitches!!!!
My Xmas greeting video card this year ‘cause I’m too lazy to personalize all those cards to mail.
Happy Chanukah!
Happy Thanksgiving!
