overdraft “protection” my asshole (chase bank)
how the fuck can banks call it overdraft “protection” when you overdraft your account and they charge you mother-effing $33 per transaction for going over?
i’m much more fucking protected if they declined my card when i try to buy something so i don’t rack up hundreds of dollars worth of overdraft charges.
or how about PROTECTING me by fucking texting me, calling me, or e-mailing me when I have no money in my account or when i make that FIRST overdraft purchase.
i know you can text me, Chase fuck-face Bank, cause you make me enter my cell number so you can text me when i try to log on online every time i use a different computer.
and don’t try to bullshit me when i call you to opt-out of the fucking overdraft protection service when i never opt-ed in in the fucking first place you fuckers.
suck my balls.
