The Don’t Spend Any Money Diet
Lindsay told me to write down all the “crazy” stuff I do ‘cause she claims it’s funny. I just think of the things I do as normal. (i.e. fasting for 10 days, going to college a second time when I’m 30, bleaching my hair, piercing my lip, drinking protein shakes instead of eating……stuff like that)
My latest experiment is to see how long I can go on without spending any money on food. At least none of my own money.
It’s not like I’m starting with nothing. I have some stuff in my fridge; a few cases of protein shakes, protein powder, chicken broth, Nutrisystem meals that I couldn’t stand to eat previously, bread that’s 3 days past its expiration date, a stick of butter, gallons of water, Crystal Lite powder, honey mustard, lite mayonaise, croutons, and so forth.
In order to save money and hopefully lose my gut, I won’t spend any more money on food.
Let the craziness begin….
