Tips for a Gunfight
6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a semi or full-automatic long gun and a friend with a long gun.
10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.
11. Stretch the rules. Always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
21. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet if necessary, because they may want to kill you.
28. The only thing you EVER say afterwards is, “He said he was going to kill me. I believed him. I’m sorry, Officer, but I’m very upset now. I can’t say anything more. Please speak with my attorney.”
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